Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies2. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead11. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter16. War Dims Hope for Peace17. If Strike Isn`t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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